Product Description
Designed and manufactured by artist and satirist Joey Skaggs, this stealth new technological wonder gives all appearances of being a handsome quartz watch (which it is). It is also the perfect antidote to blow-hard, blustering, fatuous, people who are full of bull. Now you can comment with humor anywhere, any time. Just push the button and let the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch speak your mind. It flashes, moos & poops. (It also tells time.) When asked, "What's that sound?" Just say "Oh, Sorry! That's my bullshit detector." This product is non-partisan and non-sectarian, and in any language it sounds the same. The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch has a sound and light effect that lasts approximately eight seconds each time the upper button is pushed. The watch face is red with an illustration of a bull from behind. The face cover is glass. The strap, which will fit anyone from a child to a large adult is black plastic. The watch uses two replaceable batteries, one for the quartz works and one for the sound and light effect, that are readily available and can be changed at any watch repair store. This product is sturdy and long lasting. It is endlessly useful. And, it is great fun for anyone with an open mind and a profound sense of humor. The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch is not waterproof. So please don't get thrown overboard while wearing it.
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